Verne Troyer, Aka Mini Me from the famed Austin Power's movies, has a sex tape. The Verne Troyer Sex Tape is probably not something you would actually want to see. There is no link on this site to the Verne Troyer sex tape, just a blank, black and white page with no link at all to Verne's sex tape. Why would you want to see the Verne Troyer Sex Tape? I surely wouldn't.

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Apparently what happened was some hicky chick from somewhere in the midwest woke up one morning and decided she wanted to be a celebrity. "Well?", said the lass in her head, "How do I become a celebrity overnight?"

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A lightbulb appeared above the young never to be actress's head, "Yes, I will have sex with Mini Me! I will go to Hollywood and get a hotel room and create the ever so awesome and soon to be famous Verne Troyer Sex Tape!"

So, the little lass got in her buckboard wagon and took a train ride out to Los Angeles and went to some parties. Next thing you know, here comes Verne Troyer."Hey there little midwest lass, do you want to be a celebrity?", says Verne. "Why don't you come over here and ride on my little lark scooter and I'll give you a ride down to the Hollywood star walk?"

Along the way Verne Troyer and the little lass, all of 20 years old or so, accidentally got a flat tire on Verne's scooter in front of a hotel. "OOOOps, we must stay over night young lass if it's fame you seek," says Verne.

So, the story ends with our vixen and Verne safely tucked into the hotel where they consummated their deal and created the Verne Troyer Sex Tape.

Whaaaaala!!!!! Even though this story is made up, I bet it's not far from the truth.

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